Ah, the age-old question. Somewhere between a stoner philosophy debate and an interior design dilemma lives the eternal quest: what’s the best bong?

Spoiler alert: it’s not just about how hard it hits—it’s about how good it looks doing it.

Let’s break down what makes a bong “the best” (and yes, we have opinions).

TL;DR

• The best bong is a combo of form + function—a smooth hit wrapped in a sculptural silhouette.

• You want borosilicate glass, easy-to-clean design, and a vibe you’re proud to display.

• Forget hiding your piece in a drawer—the best bong deserves center stage.

What Actually Makes a Bong "The Best"?

“Best” can be subjective (we’re not here to yuck your gravity bong), but here’s what to look for if you want more from your piece than just smoke and mirrors:

1. Smooth, Clean Hits

The MVP of any bong? The experience. That’s where features like a precision slotted downstem and percolator come in. These break up the smoke into smaller bubbles, filtering and cooling it as it travels through water. Translation: easy pulls, less coughing, more chilling.

2. No Flower Left Behind

Ever packed a perfect bowl just to watch half of it fall through? Tragic. That’s why the best bongs have smaller bowl holes—just big enough for airflow, small enough to keep your flower from making an early exit.

3. Narrow Mouth, No Splash Zone

No one wants a surprise mouthful of bong water. A narrow, tapered mouthpiece keeps the experience elegant and splash-free, directing airflow right where you want it (and nowhere you don’t).

4. Borosilicate Glass, Always

This isn’t your average fishbowl glass. Borosilicate is thermal shock-resistant and super sturdy. In other words, it won’t freak out when hot smoke meets cold water—and it’s less likely to shatter if you bump it mid-sesh.

5. Design That Doesn’t Scream "BONG!"

You’re not 19 anymore. A neon acrylic eyesore doesn’t really vibe with your Eames chair and coffee table book collection. The best bong fits into your space like it was always meant to be there—modern, minimal, and maybe a little mysterious.

So, What’s Actually the Best Bong?

Glad you asked. We’re partial to Loke Glass, obviously.

Each of our pieces—Gaia, Lilah, and Matisse—combines clean lines, premium materials, and an artful sense of mystery. They look like they belong in a design magazine… and yet they’re fully down to sesh.

It’s like if your favorite vase had a secret nightlife.

Still Not Sure? Let’s Match You with Your Glass Soulmate:

• The Best Bong for Vibe Curators: Gaia – Globe-shaped and grounded. A smooth operator for those who like balance and beauty.

• The Best Bong for Aesthetic Maximalists: Lilah – Bold curves, rich colors, and just a hint of drama. Think velvet furniture and late-night playlists.

• The Best Bong for Minimalists with a Twist: Matisse – Geometric and elegant. A triangle of trust between you, your space, and your stash.

Final Hit

The best bong isn’t the biggest or the most expensive—it’s the one that feels right. One that fits your lifestyle, your space, and your standards.

With Loke Glass, you don’t have to choose between good looks and great hits. You get both, beautifully disguised.